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this made me laugh so friggin hard!!!

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 29, 2008, 6:07 PM
:XD:this is not a true story, but it's really REALLY funny!!! :lmao::rofl:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my parents that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.:drunk:

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, realizing my parents would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict. (Even when totally smashed... )

(Three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my Parents asked me what time I got in, I told them 'MIDNIGHT.'

They didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then my dad said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, :doh:'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled:giggle:, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. :fart:

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  • Mood: Yearning
  • Listening to: Comatose--Skillet
  • Reading: Out of the Black Shadows
  • Watching: Jack Ass 2.5
  • Playing: Call of Duty 4
  • Eating: Crackers
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 15
  • Current Residence: in a box
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
  • Interests: horses, motocross, art, music, friends, videogames, sports
  • Favourite movie: monty python and the holy grail, a walk to remember
  • Favourite band or musician: relient k, switchfoot, skillet, matt kearney...and much more
  • Favourite genre of music: all
  • Favourite artist: everyone!
  • Favourite poet or writer: hitchcock
  • Favourite photographer: barb stattman
  • MP3 player of choice: sansa lil monsta
  • Shell of choice: goose
  • Wallpaper of choice: poniez
  • Skin of choice: mine
  • Favourite game: BioShock , Halflife, Halo 1 2 3, Cabellas hunting games
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Burger Miester Miester Burger
  • Personal Quote: its all good in the end, if its not good, its not the end
  • Tools of the Trade: FOOD

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~theblackstripes:icontheblackstripes: May 6, 2008, 7:54:12 PM
PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING. ITS SO DANG TRUE*

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem.

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~TemaritheWolf:iconTemaritheWolf: Apr 25, 2008, 2:57:22 AM
Hello!Didnt talk to you for a pretty long time!Just want to see are you ok and hows your life now.Well,thats all I guss:hug:

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Pain doesn't hurt,
when it's all you ever felt.

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~superzebra:iconsuperzebra: Mar 7, 2008, 12:42:03 PM
Haha! :D Nice!

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Remember:

Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~swivelo82:iconswivelo82: Mar 6, 2008, 10:49:06 PM
hehe :)



Soo... whats up!?

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It's amazing what you can think of to say. The thoughtful and the thoughtless
=werewolf2714:iconwerewolf2714: Mar 6, 2008, 6:37:12 PM
:D yo mah horse meister
how goes it bud???

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The world is so random that anything can happen at any time. Isn't that inspiring?
~James McAvoy
~swivelo82:iconswivelo82: Feb 28, 2008, 3:18:14 PM
I sent that message a Lonnggggg time ago. I don't care about him anymore.



Im onto bigger and better :P
(taller too haha)

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It's amazing what you can think of to say. The thoughtful and the thoughtless
~superzebra:iconsuperzebra: Feb 21, 2008, 10:28:59 AM
Haha - me too! :icongwomp:

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Remember:

Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~Nahlei:iconNahlei: Feb 20, 2008, 10:31:03 PM
...i hate telling others about the real him, cuz i feel like im talking shit behind his back....but if you really want to know, i'll send you a note
~Dragondrawerip:iconDragondrawerip: Feb 16, 2008, 6:19:29 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: :hug: :D

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Life is random
So am I :b0x0rz:
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I'm not perverted... just immensly fascinated :3
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~Jimi Hendrix
~swivelo82:iconswivelo82: Feb 11, 2008, 12:04:07 AM
Tell me about jon...

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It's amazing what you can think of to say. The thoughtful and the thoughtless
~superzebra:iconsuperzebra: Feb 10, 2008, 7:51:03 AM
You're welcome :hug:

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Remember:

Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
=werewolf2714:iconwerewolf2714: Feb 2, 2008, 9:52:04 PM
:rofl:

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The world is so random that anything can happen at any time. Isn't that inspiring?
~James McAvoy
~Nahlei:iconNahlei: Feb 1, 2008, 10:47:54 PM
awww! thank you!! :glomp:
~superzebra:iconsuperzebra: Jan 31, 2008, 9:10:50 AM
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Remember:

Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~Dragondrawerip:iconDragondrawerip: Jan 30, 2008, 4:32:17 PM
thanks for the :+fav: :D

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Life is random
So am I :b0x0rz:
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I'm not perverted... just immensly fascinated :3
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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
~Jimi Hendrix
~Nahlei:iconNahlei: Jan 30, 2008, 9:17:29 AM
look at this one--> :icongwomp:
*ArtSwitch-Engage:iconArtSwitch-Engage: Jan 29, 2008, 6:31:01 PM
thanks for the faves!

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“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh and bones. Beneath this mask there is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.”
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